Mart Virkus
Senior Tour Guide
Mart has wanted to be a bike tour guide for as long as he can remember. So now, at the age of one hundred and twenty six, he has pretty much achieved 50% of all his goals in life (the other 50% being the unquenchable thirst to punch a walrus in the face) and could, and probably will, retire soon to a comfortable life in the Bahamas, where he will, as a prophet of the cruel master of time, Kronos, undoubtedly be worshipped by a fanatic army of zealot followers.
When not found cycling through the dodgier parts of Tallinn or leading his pub crawl groups to their inevitable demise, he can be found pursuing his other hobbies which include (but are not limited to) reinventing the wheel, un-discovering the Americas and disproving the General Theory of Relativity. The resident anthropologist at the Tent, he also possesses valuable insight into the finer points of the Estonian life.
