{"id":812,"date":"2014-01-22T12:00:53","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T12:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.traveller.ee\/blog\/?p=812"},"modified":"2018-08-24T12:07:34","modified_gmt":"2018-08-24T10:07:34","slug":"10-random-creatures-you-might-encounter-in-estonia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/testblog.traveller.ee\/other\/10-random-creatures-you-might-encounter-in-estonia\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Random Creatures You Might Encounter in Estonia"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0Animals love Estonia. With a sparse human population, the Estonian countryside offers plenty of shelter for all kinds of wildlife. If the situation persists, it won’t be long until animals start demanding emancipation.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Estonia has 64 species of mammals and 300 recorded species of birds. We also have two and a half species of snake – the slow worm is kind of a semi-lizard and thus doesn\u2019t count (sorry slow worm). Below is a short list of a few creatures you might come across when travelling around Estonia. Again, sorry slow worm, but you didn’t make the cut.<\/p>\n

In terms of scientific accuracy, this list would probably not pass the National Geographic editorial board, but we\u2019re a tour company so yeah, hey, let\u2019s go:<\/p>\n

1. The Deer<\/h2>\n

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Dangerousness:<\/b> will wilfully run into anything<\/p>\n

Rarity:<\/b> omnipresent<\/p>\n

I\u2019m actually filing two different species (the red deer and the roe deer) under one entry here, as they both have their mind boggling stupidity in common. Their only purpose in life seems to be carrying out suicide attacks against cars for some hitherto unknown cause. They seem constantly perplexed and take a good few seconds to think whether to react to even the most obvious threats.<\/p>\n

But they have the Bambi-factor, so they\u2019ve got that going for themselves, which is nice.<\/p>\n

2. The Moose<\/h2>\n

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Dangerousness:<\/b> will destroy anything smaller than a tank<\/p>\n

Rarity:<\/b> as common as free Wi-Fi in Tallinn<\/a><\/p>\n

You won\u2019t realize how big these things are until you see one. Moose can exceed two metres in height at the shoulder. They\u2019ve got a ridiculous stride but you wouldn\u2019t dare mock them in person. The moose (like all wildlife) avoids human contact, but can react unexpectedly when startled. And hell hath no fury like an angry moose. 1,000 pounds of instinct driven momentum heading your way is no laughing matter.<\/p>\n

Like the deer, the moose are kind of cute, but have a droopy lip which makes them look a little sad.<\/p>\n

3. The Bear<\/h2>\n
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Photo credit: Daniele Colombo<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

Dangerousness:<\/b> capable of a beatdown, held back by lack of confidence; self-esteem issues<\/p>\n

Rarity:<\/b> generally hidden, asleep for five months out of twelve<\/p>\n

Unlike the North American brown bear, the Eurasian brown bear is a respectful creature. It wants nothing to do with humans and will avoid them if it at all can. \u00a0This is great news for the village folk, though frustrating for nature enthusiasts. Despite bears being softies, should you have the good fortune of seeing one in the wild, your first reaction should absolutely in no way be to try and pet it.<\/p>\n

Contrary to the popular belief, bears can’t prevent forest fires (but you can).<\/p>\n

4. The Wolf<\/h2>\n

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Dangerousness:<\/b> less than what you might expect<\/p>\n

Rarity:<\/b> appears at the frequency of cataclysmic meteorite impacts<\/p>\n

If you were on a walk in the woods here and saw a \u201cweird dog\u201d, it\u2019s probably a wolf (or you know, an actual weird dog). In all seriousness wolves are rare, numbering around two hundred at the best of times. They don\u2019t mix well with other animals and seem to insist on eating them, which is why we keep their numbers under control – with guns. Still, because of their inherent wolf<\/em>ness, they’re refusing to leave for a safer place.<\/p>\n

5. The Lynx<\/h2>\n
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Photo credit: mpiet<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

Dangerousness:<\/b> can kill workplace productivity<\/a><\/p>\n

Rarity:<\/b> as rare as a world famous Estonian<\/p>\n

The lynx is the only big cat in the Estonian woods, though it\u2019s more \u201chousecat\u201d than \u201ctiger\u201d. What it lacks in a tail, it makes up for with pointy, fluffy ears. Looking like a creation from Mother Nature\u2019s surrealist phase, the lynx, frankly, looks a tad awkward. Out of sympathy (and because it looks like a tiny lion), we\u2019ve agreed on not shooting them (too often).<\/p>\n

P.S. The Latin name for the Lynx here is lynx lynx lynx<\/i>, which sounds less like a species name and more like a M\u00f6tley Crue single.<\/p>\n

6. The Beaver<\/h2>\n
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Photo credit: Sven Za\u010dek<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

Dangerousness:<\/b> absolutely capable of murder<\/a>, but mostly law-abiding<\/p>\n

Rarity:<\/b> apparently common enough to merit a military response<\/a><\/p>\n

In case you don\u2019t speak Estonian, the link above describes the Estonian army\u2019s war against beaver dams to protect our economic interests.<\/p>\n

Beavers are the humans of the animal kingdom. They are capable of modifying their surrounding environment through complex engineering of dams. They do so with gross disregard to other species (that is, us) by flooding large swathes of dry land. They also cut down perfectly healthy trees just so they can nibble on the bark and branches. Why? Because they don\u2019t give a dam. Ahaha-ahah-ha. Ahem<\/i>.<\/p>\n

7. The Adder<\/h2>\n
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Photo Credit: MiikaS<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

Dangerousness:<\/b> casually venomous<\/p>\n

Rarity:<\/b> I keep stepping on them<\/p>\n

In pre-Christian times, adders were considered good luck charms for households, presumably until the first time someone allowed an adder to babysit. These days, people are rather wary of them, though in the snake world, being an adder earns you no respect. Getting bitten by one amounts to the effect of drinking a couple of pints of beer. So they\u2019re like free beer. Honestly, I have no idea why people still go to pubs.<\/p>\n

8. The Flying Squirrel<\/h2>\n
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Dangerousness:<\/b> Cute from above<\/p>\n

Rarity:<\/b> near mythical, possibly fake<\/p>\n

The flying squirrel earned me my first suspension in pre-school, for calling my biology teacher a \u201cfilthy liar\u201d upon learning of this elusive creature. It\u2019s an animal too silly to exist. Think Batman, but with a fur coat. Regular squirrels spend their days climbing trees and collecting food. The flying squirrel went one step further and grew wings between its fore and hind legs. Maybe one day, when disaster is at hand, it will come gliding effortlessly to our aid. It\u2019s the hero Estonia deserves (though probably not the one it needs).<\/p>\n

9. The Golden Eagle:<\/h2>\n
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Photo credit: Sergey Yeliseev<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

Dangerousness:<\/b> only if you\u2019re a terrorist<\/p>\n

Rarity:<\/b> Appears only when terrorism is happening nearby<\/p>\n

Nothing says \u201cFREEDOM\u201d like the sight of a mighty eagle soaring through the skies. Undoubtedly the most patriotic creature in Estonia, and the world.<\/p>\n

10. The Giant Hornet<\/h2>\n
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Photo credit: Tony Hisgett<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

Dangerousness:<\/b> OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS THAT I DON\u2019T EVEN!!!<\/p>\n

Rarity:<\/b> WHY IS IT IN THE HOUSE GET IT OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!<\/p>\n

Few men can retain their composure when coming face to face with this flying Goliath. And if you do, it\u2019s OK to cry like a little girl. They look like wasps on steroids though curiously – and unlike wasps – they are relatively passive. A wasp will pick a fight for no reason, but angering a hornet would require a conscious effort. For us humans, the best survival tactic is to stay out of the hornets’ way and bow down to these insect overlords.<\/p>\n

P.S. if you do manage to get stung by one, it\u2019d probably be a good idea to seek medical attention. Quick<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Cover photo credit:\u00a0Bryant Olsen<\/a><\/p>\n

Lucky tourists have seen some of these animals on our Traveller Tours\u00a0Lahemaa<\/a> and Paldiski<\/a> Day Trips.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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